I’m definitely going into GI for the poop jokes.
SubCon
because I always dream about throwing vegetables...
Aug 20
Aug 14
oh my god! the spanish people are terrible! terribly funny.hahaha! “El Racismo.” Oh man, that could be a luchador’s name.
Aug 11
This one, on the other hand, is just fucked up. Mario and Luigi look incredibly sleazy. Mario’s gut is showing through his shirt buttons, and his jeans are showing his junk. The enemies are just grotesque. This guy does some pretty disturbing work: https://www.awfulmart.com/index.php?crn=210
Digdug is pretty gross, and Adventure Island is just wrong.
Digdug is pretty gross, and Adventure Island is just wrong.
Yoshi looks pretty scary, but I think this picture is amazingly badass. Mario’s kind of fat, Luigi’s lanky, but they both look like they could wreck Bowser’s shit. The fireball is awesome, as is Luigi’s nonchalant, unsmiling look. The blood on Peach’s leg was a really nice touch. This would be one hell of a manga.
Good call on the M. Bison angle. I remember seeing another couple of pics like this… let me see if I can find them…“This picture looks pretty normal…SETTING ASIDE THE FACT THAT YOSHI IS A FUCKING MONSTER!”Mario as a big burly man disturbs me, and I’m not sure why.
caffeinated: I think the problem with this picture is that it looks way more like M. Bison rolled up his sleeves and mounted a green version of the Toronto Raptor than it does Mario riding Yoshi.
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Aug 10
i love anything wiki
So, was bored while I was eating my cereal and was messing around with google maps. Scrolled over to India, and starting poking around andhra. Saw that they’ve updated and have more detail than before. Even found a small town, Vuyyuru, near where my family’s village is. Out of curiosity, I took a look to see if I could find the village. Couldn’t find it on satellite view (couldn’t remember the orientation of the roads around there), so, on a whim, I search for this little village of about 1000 people, bollapadu. It shows up thanks to someone tagging it on Wikimapia. I click the link and a little window pops up with a descriptor, put in by some obscure relation:
“mera bollapadu mahan.it’s belonges to tummuru’s”
Wow, that just made my day.
Aug 08
Funny, since it didn’t happen to me. I agree that the whole thing is a scam, but well, if people are silly enough to buy it… reminds me of the million dollar homepage… remember that? http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/via i35.tinypic.com
Aug 07
SIV!
If Siv dies, Vamsi and I will both have to devote our lives to training to become a successor to his Burnout Legacy. I imagine we’ll be much like Ryu and Ken.Have fun in Mongolia.
Please know that if I decide that my calling in life is as a camel jockey and I never return, you should feel entitled to all of the personal property you listed. I’m keeping the land.
Siv
Wait wait wait. I came up with a sweet homage to you, and I’m the one researching Mongolia because I’m legitimately worried about your safety/ability to communicate, and all you’re giving me is “personal property” (which includes a broken ipod) that would maybe go for $200 on craigslist? At least give me the Colorado land.
Well, realistically all I said was that if I chose to live a life as a camel jockey I’d be keeping the land. In the event of my untimely passing my mom probably would take it back was really all I said. Then again, she’d probably give you the Colorado land if you asked nice. But in case she doesn’t, you have my blessing to have the Colorado land. Besides, there’s no way that broken iPod goes for any more than $40 on craigslist. It’s old. If you meant all the personal property in total, it’s worth more than $200. The current iPod is basically brand new! And the other iPods are both very new as well. Also, a Macbook.
Aug 05